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#9940 - 03/25/20 09:56 AM
Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session?
[Re: Komodo]
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Some may not have found this funny if it happened to them but definitely funny to happen to another.
About the year 1999. I have a 3 day meeting and stay at a hotel because after the meetings we go out for a few drinks. Get back to hotel early evening and grab the DC City Paper. Remember those? I am looking for strapon play. First Domme ad I call I find out she is two blocks away from hotel. Perfect since I had a few drinks. Very happy and relaxed.
Abbreviate the session. On a table, legs in stirrups and getting stretched with fingers and toys. Now strapon time. My eyes are closed and I am relaxed. She starts and as always it takes some work but eventually I surrender. A few minutes in I ask what size strapon is inside me.
Her answer was, Jiminhales2, I don’t have a strapon. That is my dick inside you. She asked, Did you really read the ad?
Well I did when I got back to hotel and I missed something. Wow.
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