The subject of this discussion kept me reminding me of an old song. I finally figured out what it was this morning.

"When Loves Goes Wrong," is a song from "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" (1953) sung by Marilyn Monroe & Jane Russell (P.S. - Jane, in this role, could've been a domina in one or two scenes of the movie especially with the Olympic team. Just sayin'.) Lyrics match up a bit to our topic. Link to the ladies' rendition is after the lyrics below.

"When love goes wrong
Nothing goes right
When love goes wrong
Nothing goes, nothing goes right
A woman's a fright, a terrible sight
A man goes out, gets high as a kite
Love is something you just can't fight
You can't fight it, honey
You can't fight it
When love goes wrong, nothin'
No bows, honey, just cigat bars and off
Nothing goes right
Crazy, Crazy oui, oui
It's like we said
You're better off dead
When love has lost its glow
So take this down in black and white
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
Nothing goes right"
Songwriters: HAROLD ADAMSON, HOAGY CARMICHAEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ern7QwMd7XM