Good one soapy! When I am in DC and some nosey guy at the bar won't let it go, I deadpan, "I could tell you but then I would have to kill you." Then I wait a heartbeat before winking and returning to My meal or drink. They sputter (probably thinking about being in the heart of the swamp and surrounded by alphabet city) and then drop it. It's hilarious. I might try IRS next time . . .
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