Second Try,

With all due respect, I guarantee the NorthEast coast has what you want / need. That is an absurd statement, since it is impossible to serve / play with every possible person.

Even so, your post is vague. It doesn't really state exactly what you are wanting.

I just had to reply. Please do not take offense, but I found your post quite entertaining, and found myself chuckling out loud at your statement about the NorthEast.

Celeste