I really like your style, Ms. Cox. Especially the part about how "My toilets serve Me in the morning and do NOT dictate how I shit".

Perhaps some day I will work up the nerve to schedule a session; my fantasy will be to arrive when told to do so, but then ignored by you while you go about your business, until nature calls and you need to take a shit. So at that point you untie me and have me get on the floor, face up.

Would be SO great!