Not to mention the time I went to a strip bar with a buddy. I tend to be low key at these places just drinking a few beers and watching. One girl really floated my boat and my buddy bought me a lap dance. I ended up getting 3 more and somehow there ended up being an “accident”. She knew but luckily wearing jeans no one else did.
That weekend wife and kids go to Orioles game. 47k seats in that stadium, 81 games a year and who sits directly in front of me. Eye contact was made and I must have had the look of total fright.
Son of a bitch. Are you kidding me?
Again nothing happened. If I had the guts I could write a book on things like that have happened to me.