Whenever a Domme tells you the rules of a game, you look Her right in the eye and say "Fuck dat shit"

But, I am not a Domme and there aren't really any rules here (other than the standard board ones)... Basically, this is meant to be a fun thread where you post an insightful or funny end to the statement "You just may be a masochist if..."

Say one per post or do a whole bunch in a single post... And feel free to revisit or post multiple times whenever you think of one.

...and if you like one someone posted, give them a little love with a quick reply (even just a +1).

Ok, go...

Whenever you need to glue something together, you get jealous of whatever you are clamping

You know that listening to that one song is going to give you an ear worm for the next week, but you do it anyways because you think "Rick Astley is cool"

You actually want to wear those 4 1/2" heels and a corset for 8 hours straight while cleaning the house

You decide to engage in political discussions with someone of polar opposite views because "I can show them the error of their thinking"

You are a Detroit Lions fan

(Actually... Change the "just may" to "are" for this one)

You saw the spoon thread and immediately started fantasizing about being put over her knee and spanked in some 1950s household roleplay

(Yes.. I am talking to you Spark)

You get horny and start fantasizing about needle play when the news starts looping video of people getting vaccinated

You get excited when you lose power at your house because "wasting all that candle wax is just wrong"

LMAO. If you like flying with Spirit Airline.