"You just may be a masochist if..." game

Whenever a Domme tells you the rules of a game, you look Her right in the eye and say "Fuck dat shit"

But, I am not a Domme and there aren't really any rules here (other than the standard board ones)... Basically, this is meant to be a fun thread where you post an insightful or funny end to the statement "You just may be a masochist if..."

Say one per post or do a whole bunch in a single post... And feel free to revisit or post multiple times whenever you think of one.

...and if you like one someone posted, give them a little love with a quick reply (even just a +1).

Ok, go...

Whenever you need to glue something together, you get jealous of whatever you are clamping

You know that listening to that one song is going to give you an ear worm for the next week, but you do it anyways because you think "Rick Astley is cool"

You actually want to wear those 4 1/2" heels and a corset for 8 hours straight while cleaning the house

You decide to engage in political discussions with someone of polar opposite views because "I can show them the error of their thinking"

You are a Detroit Lions fan

(Actually... Change the "just may" to "are" for this one)

You saw the spoon thread and immediately started fantasizing about being put over her knee and spanked in some 1950s household roleplay

(Yes.. I am talking to you Spark)

You get horny and start fantasizing about needle play when the news starts looping video of people getting vaccinated

You get excited when you lose power at your house because "wasting all that candle wax is just wrong"

LMAO. If you like flying with Spirit Airline.

"You get excited when you lose power at your house because "wasting all that candle wax is just wrong"

My favorite. Actually, getting stranded in the dark in a power outage with a partner sounds like fun when you put it like that. Forget the board games. I need to put together an entertainment kit for such an occasion.

Those thoughts make me want to shut down the power to the house and set out a bunch of candles.

UH OH... I fly Spirit all the time

But, $50 round trips are how I can afford to visit Dommes all over the US so I look at it as pre-session play where I am suffering for my Mistress.

If you envied Al Bundy for working as a shoe salesmen.

Nice

late to the party but here goes....

Walking through a drugstore and always stopping to browse the capsaicin cream.

Coming up with severe predicament bondage and what they have you could use every time you are at Home Depot.

Shoveling snow on a cold winter's day and thinking about doing it naked and in chains while being caned to go faster by a Domme in boots and a fur coat.

Mowing very large lawn on a hot humid day with a push mower whole you fantasize about being dressed for -20, chained to the mower and shocked with a remote controlled electro CBT device every time your pace falters.

Going to your cute 30-something dentist for a filling and fantasizing about her having you strapped naked to the chair ans making you earn the privilege of Novocaine before she starts.

Every time you are in your basement you think about having a tiny,light and sound proof isolation cell where you could be locked up in challenging restraints and left for hours or even days.

You watch the Olympic female equestrian events on TV and immediately think about her using her riding crop on you.

Buying a used, high end German car

You watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show to watch those middle aged fat dumpy Karens run with their dogs.

A cute spanish dentist bought out the practice from my original dentist who was retiring. She saw my beard, and mentioned her husband hated shaving.

A year later, I asked if her husband was still in the Army, because I was going to suggest getting an electric razor.

She asked, "Which husband was I talking about?"

Apparently, she gets hit on a lot.

Now you've gone too far.......hard limit!

Picking harder or more or is that all as a safeword

You watch porn on phim heo.