Posted by: Luke Cage
Tied to the bed, with my mind in the gutter - 11/06/20 07:15 PM
I have a leaky gutter on my front porch, and not only is my ladder too short, but the mulch I’d rest it on is too unstable. So my plan is to go out my bedroom window, all the way to the edge, clean the muck out of my gutter and then apply some silicone. But I don’t want to risk falling off the roof.
So (wait for it) my plan is to tie myself to my metal bed, with rope long enough to get me to the edge, but not fall over (by much). Of course if I do it wrong, I become the subject of a “1000 Ways To Die†episode.
As I sit here Googling and trying out this rope, I realize...this is *yet another reason* I need a domme in my life! A domme would be able to figure this out in seconds!
So (wait for it) my plan is to tie myself to my metal bed, with rope long enough to get me to the edge, but not fall over (by much). Of course if I do it wrong, I become the subject of a “1000 Ways To Die†episode.
As I sit here Googling and trying out this rope, I realize...this is *yet another reason* I need a domme in my life! A domme would be able to figure this out in seconds!