Re: Porn Starts Spoof Online Wankers - 03/05/2101:50 AM
I know that I've sent my Social Security number to thousands of porn stars, yet no reply. I did have all my bank accounts cleared out though the first time I did it. Geesh who ya gonna trust?! Luckily I've meet a prince who is stranded in Nigeria and if i send him $50,000 he'll be able to pay his fines, and will give me half of his $25,000,000 bank acct! I feel so lucky!
Re: Porn Starts Spoof Online Wankers - 03/06/2112:17 AM
I believe he has many, many cousins who have suffered at the hands of his corrupt government. I'm sure he'd introduce you to one - or more - of them. They all seem to work in some phone center or internet cafe for some reason. I just feel so happy to have been able to help out this poor man!
When I had my studio in Ohio, we had a favorite wanker list. That was before the day of cell phones and when caller id was the big deal. There was one "Wanker" who called constantly to ask us to wire his balls to a 220 voltage outlet. We'd offer him safer alternatives. Finally, we realized he was calling us for free phone entertainment. The last conversation we had, I took a serious tone and told him to take a bus to us, not to tell anyone where he was going and come at night. It was the last time we ever heard from him. LOL. Can you imagine actually wanting women to move the refrigerator out of the way and find a way to wire up your balls up to the outlet?
Re: Porn Starts Spoof Online Wankers - 03/08/2101:30 AM
First it is nice to see a confirmation you started in Ohio which I always suspected and mentioned once I think. At least that guy was looking for pleasure. In my early school days I had a friend who did something similar he put wires around his fingers and stuck them in the electric outlet. Out of curiosity. Since this was Europe, the voltage was 220 too.