Hahaha. Well, I do like to show people that I appreciate the gift they give me and I believe they make their choices for a reason, so . . . I used the pruners in a session with the giver and did a little mind fuck with castration fantasy. Great fun.

Seriously though, when I get things like flower bulbs, I think of the giver each year when they bloom. Sometimes it's the ordinary, unsexy things we appreciate the most. I had someone give me an electronic toothbrush off my list and some people laughed, but I think of that guy twice a day now. That's not going to happen if you buy me a sexy outfit.