Originally Posted By AspX


WAIT.... Have I got a deal for you.... These wireless earphones can automatically detect and replace the sound of crying babies on an airplane with any sound of your choosing including the orgasms of your favorite Domme


That shouldn't be very hard, considering how many of these new amazing earphones do language translation.

CES has had an on-and-off relationship with adult sexual products, and this year, while I haven't seem much about it come thought the press release flood (maybe you have to specifically ask for that kind of news - I checked "audio" in my profile and that's obviously why I'm getting press releases about talking dog robots), this year they're making a space in the Health and Wellness area for adult products.

The only thing on the subject that's made its way to my mailbox is about the Lioness. No, that's not the name of a domme (at least not in this context), it's a high tech vibrator with Bluetooth remote control for speed and motion, plus a temperature sensor to tell when the oven is ready - their claim is that, with its artificial intelligence, it guides the user to achieving the best orgasm. The device was introduced a couple of years ago, but now, in its second generation, they're making a big splash this year. It seems that last year it was nominated as a finalist in the Last Gadget Standing show event, but CES revoked the nomination, declaring the product “immoral, obscene, indecent, profane or not in keeping with CTA’s image.” The owner of the company raised quite a fuss, and eventually the nomination was re-instated. So, this year, it's founder and CEO, Liz Klinger, who's making the news.

[Later, after yet another press release]
Well, it seems that there are at least two gadgets like this, both with essentially the same story, so they're easy to confuse - at least for me, who, as a guy, doesn't experience female orgasms. The other remotely controlled artificially intelligent producte is named Osé, the founder is Lori DiCarlo, and they'll be represented at the show as well.


Edited by OwwItHz (01/06/20 09:08 AM)
Edit Reason: Ooooh! OOOOOHHH! Ahhhhhhh . . .
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