By the time the lad contacts you Divas (Divae?), he has run this scene through his mind (and other parts) 1000 times. It's on a movie reel that he can call up at a moment's notice. At least 100 of those times You were there. Were You not paying attention to the part about scat and wearing a specially engineered latex dress that somehow has a strap-on opening?

It is by then so real and so tangible that an expectation arises that it must be apparent to You in whom this dream is now invested.