Last week, I had a session with a new submissive. Everything seemed great, with nothing out of the ordinary. Three days later I receive an email containing a nasty negative review. He was angry because I didn't include his "Number 1" fetish.

His "Number 1 fetish" was actually a Number 2 fetish. The interesting part of his diatribe, concluded with, "You do scat ya should've known that's my thing!"

I have never claimed to be clairvoyant, or the scat whisperer. I politely informed him that lack of communication is the best way to ruin a session!