I completely agree with you here. Doing "crazy things" can be a great hit if they work, but in the case of penile inserts, things can go really wrong when you venture beyond the norm.

Plus I don't see how something organic like a flower stem could ever be sanitized and safe. Obviously Asp's dick didn't fall off, but like you, I would never take that chance.

Regarding the video, at least one of them is out there. Someone sent it to me a few years ago. And there tons of picks with stilettos inserted. As you say, talking guys out of stupid stuff is a large part of what we do.