Good Pesach / Happy Easter / Merry 50% off candy day to all those that celebrate.

Since I am an equal opportunity offender:

#1 -
The real reaction of the Jew who moved the rock:

"I could swear I left him right here! Maybe it was that other cave? No, I stopped by Saul's place for Seder wine on the way & then came right up here.

Did I forget him at Saul's place? I distinctly remember pushing the cart up that hill. Wait, maybe that was the guy from last week? I don't think so, but better call Saul & see if he has that body.

Oy, I swear I would lose my head if it wasn't attached to my neck."

#2 - (For the Athiests and observers of other religions)

Which seems more likely?

An all-powerful being creates a human representation of himself, allows him to be killed then steals the body.

OR

A group of guys make up a story for their wives to cover for the fact they lost something important