St. Andrew's Cross... I remember my one time well. I'm not a bondage guy per se, but the European Mistress with her own dungeon insisted we start a role play session with me on it. The Cross was attached to a wall. It was our first session. She was pinching my nipples, whispering vile things she was about to do to me, in a tremendously seductive accent. I got so aroused and twitched enough after a few minutes my right wrist popped the leather binding and the stake in the cross (and the wall) out. I was in shock, and so was she.

The Mistress kept in character, got me off the cross, and spanked me, among other things. When the session ended I apologized, offered to have it repaired and she waved me off, saying, "That was very hot. Next time" pointing to the old-fashioned cast iron radiator, "I'll chain you to that. Hopefully you won't break the heating system." We both had a good laugh.