Langerr's witty post about "hot cross buns" in the thread about baking and BDSM reminded me about this.....

20-25 years ago Troy Orleans ran a holiday contest on MF....... something about the best Christmas related BDSM pun/double entendre or kinky Christmas reference. My entry was "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" for obvious reasons from the title but also for the line "folks dressed up like Eskimos". Who would have thought, CBT and fur fetish referenced in the same Christmas classic. grin

To my shock I won and got a 20-30 minute phone chat with MTO as my prize. We chatted about a wide variety of kink and non kink topics. She seemed like a lovely person!

Wondering about what other mainstream sayings, situations or song lyrics you can take "two ways"?