being in Tahiti French Polynesia

They certainly weren't going to surf on the Seine. I am still not okay with the Triathlon being held in the Seine. Gross.

There is a famously stupid French movie (like "Dumb and Dumber") about an airhead surfer who goes all over France looking "for a wave" and notoriously does not find one.
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