I am really upset with myself for not organizing a Slave Olympics this year. I've always wanted to do it.

Mistresses from around the world bring their favorite pets to compete in slave competitions: best foot massager, best dungeon cleaner, most cane strokes, etc. In the end, all the mistresses win because being blatantly unfair is baked into the program.

This was the year to do it, I guess. Damn it. I'll think of another reason.