Every time you are in your basement you think about having a tiny,light and sound proof isolation cell where you could be locked up in challenging restraints and left for hours or even days.

You watch the Olympic female equestrian events on TV and immediately think about her using her riding crop on you.

Buying a used, high end German car

You watch the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show to watch those middle aged fat dumpy Karens run with their dogs.

A cute spanish dentist bought out the practice from my original dentist who was retiring. She saw my beard, and mentioned her husband hated shaving.

A year later, I asked if her husband was still in the Army, because I was going to suggest getting an electric razor.

She asked, "Which husband was I talking about?"

Apparently, she gets hit on a lot.

Now you've gone too far.......hard limit!

Picking harder or more or is that all as a safeword

You watch porn on phim heo.

Lol... I can get into this!! I've been looking for a reason to break out the fox fur.

Now only if it snowed more in Atlanta.