Here’s my first episode (and yes I spent too much today thinking about this and yes I spent too much time watching bad tv and movies)

Episode 1.

It’s been two years since Andrew the eldest son of the village chief disappeared. Margaret the Chief’s wife has thru seduction, argument, and sheer force of will finally convinced her husband and the council to take action.

The town recruits James a renowned spy from a larger town. James is paid handsomely to find the secret location of the Amazon village, determine if Andrew is alive, and rescue him.

James locates the village and finds Andrew is now a eunuch serving as the Amazon’s personal servant. Horrified, James risks all and in the dead of night makes contact with Andrew to take him to safety.

James has no interest in returning to his old life and alerts the Amazon women to James’s presence. James is quickly taken captive and subjected to horrific torture focused of course on his most delicate man bits. After days of this, James breaks and reveals all to the Amazons.

The Amazon’s send Andrew back to the village as a double agent. Margaret, horrified to find her oldest son now a eunuch quickly marshalls the villagers to attack the Amazons. The Villagers fall into the Amazon’s trap and are quickly routed.

The end. I will now start working on my Emmy acceptance speech.