Amusing topic.

I guess they'd catch me coming back from a hunting trip, didn't hear them sneaking up behind me because the deer I was carrying on my shoulders was blocking some of my vision and hearing. Since my tolerance for being /s is only a couple hours, the episode would revolve around me digging a tunnel so I can come and go as necessary.

Then I would set up a service transporting other male villagers, who also just dabble in femdom, in and out of the colony. Eventually I would get rich and leave the island so I can travel the world looking for other hidden colonies in my own spin off series.