We Dommes get some really off the wall emails sometimes. Some are irritating, some are insulting and some are just down right funny. Here are two recent ones that are share worthy:

"I'd like to do dinner, and you consider being my slave upon agreement and it would be our secret,also you could have your gay lover if not the jealous type..Do you hate men,or consider them dogs?. . Without any insult. ..
Warm regards,
G.N."

I think he is a little confused and I have no idea what he means by My "gay lover".

Then there is this one:

"I want to worship and make love to your feet, but being submissive is a turn off."

Hmmm, and the reason he would contact a Dominatrix is . . . ?