I read the local and national news on some days. It says that some people are concerned that Mercury is in retrograde. I do not normally pay attention to such things, but I read again about what was retrograde and apparently some people believe it is a bad time to do certain things.

So, for some who wish, one idea would be to have some Mercury in Retrograde sessions . . .

If it is "a bad time to do certain things" then it must be the best time!

It is that time of year again? I have a friend that shuts her life down this time every year because of this - no major decisions of any kind - and I think it lasts for about 45 days . . . I can't live like that.

Hell yeah, let's do some Mercury in Retrograde sessions.

According to astrologists, Mercury retrograde negatively affects communications, technology, business and travel. The Internet is telling you to not sign any contracts or important documents during #MercuryRetrograde. Don’t go on a first date. Don’t make major purchases.

Basically, this event can be blamed for any bad or inconvenient thing you come across, so just drop everything. Put your life on hold. It will all be over soon.

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I have never seen or read of a session called Mercury in retrograde. So, I could suggest a plan: In Mercury in retrograde, you get to honor safewords at your choice and include some passionate corporal punishment. If the sub complains or asks what is going on, explain that Mercury is in retrograde and so you are in a bad mood . . . and you have less need to pay attention to your slaves, subs and other victims . . . To make things more meaningful, let your slaves, subs and victims that you will be in a better mood after Mercury is out of retrograde and you will consider lots of nice things for them, but they must get through your Mercury in Retrograde session!