Catwoman has stolen a Renoir from the museum, leaving almost no clues behind. Police seek Batman's help in retrieving the painting. In the absence of any clues as to the identity of the thief other than randomly dropped page of weekly Gotham newspaper, Bruce Wayne, Alfred and several police begin to browse backpage.com to see if Catwoman makes her living as a domme and if she will reveal any clues.

Catwoman has no ads currently on backpage, but she has let several friends of her know to have fun with any police visitors.

Catwoman's friends turn up the heat by insisting that they have the discretion to honor safewords or not and playing games with several visitors. Two police blow each other. Another one is whipped and then tells the domme the identities of all the police working on the case. No progress is made in finding either Catwoman or the Renoir . . .