When I was first starting out in 2006 at Rebecca's Hidden Chamber, a way for them to gauge whether you would last is if you could endure sessions with regular clients whose predilections were... unusual. There was a guy into having his teeth pulled (fine by me!), a guy who wanted you to watch him put his dick in a vacuum hose (no judgment), a guy who wanted a stiletto in his urethra (uhhh... he seems to really enjoy it), etc, etc. The list goes on.

One of the weirdest things I've ever seen and will never forget is a session with a cross dresser who said he wanted to give me a "show". What did I know, right? Oh! A show! Okay, she'll do a sexy dance, I'll slap her ass-- whatever. Well, after she picked out several outfits and decided on one (finally), she took out a Nerf football. Hmmm... I said, what do you use that for? She took the ball, bent over, and shoved the entire thing (quite easily, I might add) in her ass. She bent over on the floor and said, "You wanna see?!" Still very confused, enthusiastically I said, "Yes! Show me!" The football shot right out of her ass and hit the ceiling! I have never seen anything like that before or since.

That is my Something Weird story. If you have one, tell it below:)


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