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#9942 - 03/25/20 12:00 PM Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session? [Re: Jiminhales]
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Pushing limits.... lol

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#9943 - 03/25/20 12:02 PM Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session? [Re: Jiminhales]
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OMG! That's the stuff dreams are made of . . . for some people.
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#9944 - 03/25/20 12:45 PM Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session? [Re: Jiminhales]
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LOL! Short story along similar lines. Knew a European female bodybuilder, real Amazon, saw her once or maybe twice a year when she’d come to NYC. This was in the mid-2000s. I was really working out then and she liked it. By the fourth session I thought for sure I’d orally pleasure her that day. We always did a bit of wrestling, I’m big, she’s big but damn, no way she was letting me get close. Breast worship, fine, muscle worship sure, and I was allowed to pleasure myself. Wonderful session... but how could I be so wrong? Going home it hit me. I called her. We talked around the subject, me saying stuff like “Goddess, you are the strongest, most unique Domina I’ve ever met.” Finally I had the nerve to say, “You must have a massive clit... more like a ‘clit-cock’.” There was silence. Then she laughed and said, “You’re the only sub I ever had to figured that out.” I laughed. She was relieved. She was what used to be called a hemaphrodite. (Check Google.)

Strangely, this straight middle-aged (then) guy didn’t get weirded out. To be blunt, I lost a bet with her before the next session and she ordered me to briefly worship her. Worshiped strap on but that’s the only time the real thing. Taught me something about myself and sexuality in general, I guess. She was, is still, gorgeous.

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#9946 - 03/25/20 02:49 PM Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session? [Re: Mistress Ayn]
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Let’s just say it opened some new kinks.
BTW, she did not stop and oddly enough I didn’t ask her to. Mind you I had a couple of beers in me. That’s what I kept telling myself after I left.

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#9947 - 03/25/20 09:07 PM Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session? [Re: junglebeast]
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Did a session with a submissive who loved leather boots. I wore a pair of thigh highs with five inch stiletto heels. Part of the session included me stomping on french fries and then feeding them to him.

French fry grease and stilettos are a bad combination. I was sliding around and narrowly missed falling on my ass multiple times before it actually happened. At one point I tried wiping off the grease but it wasn't enough and I spent the rest of the session trying my hardest not to fall over. Couldn't help but laugh since the whole thing was so ridiculous.


On a different note, I love ordering slaves to tell me a joke when they are in... difficult... situations. The jokes they come up with under duress are always terrible, which provides an additional excuse for punishment.

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#9963 - 03/26/20 06:23 PM Re: What’s the funniest thing that ever happened in or around a session? [Re: MayaMidnight]
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Originally Posted By MayaMidnight



On a different note, I love ordering slaves to tell me a joke when they are in... difficult... situations. The jokes they come up with under duress are always terrible, which provides an additional excuse for punishment.


That is SO devious and sounds like fun! Also sounds like it would extremely entertaining!

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