This is a good time to think creatively. Limited time new possible gifts today include Uber rides, zinc lozenges, or Elderberry extracts.

Hmmm... Thinking about the composter i gave You and just realized why You always think i am full of crap

Hahaha. You do a fine job of that on your own . . . But that is one of My favorite gifts of all time. I've gotten loads of great compost for My flowers. They thank you too, especially the orange day lillies.

Attention all: Here is a fine example of what I mean by the un-sexy things often mean the most. Asp asked what I really wanted, as opposed to trying to guess or just randomly choose something off My wishlist. I selected a portable garden composter that I had been wanting for over a year. I do think of him every time I add kitchen waste or yard debris - but I also think of him when I admire My garden, which is pretty much anytime I go outside. Good job, Asp.

Isn't the idea behind a wish list that everything on it is something the person really wants?

Yes, but some things just sit there because no one thinks they are sexy enough, it won't be used on them, etc. The composter had been on My wishlist for at least a year and I was getting ready to buy it for Myself, so it was especially appreciated when Asp asked what I really wanted.

And I (usually) hate it when people bypass wish lists all together and try to surprise Me. That falls flat more often than not.

A wish list is public. There might be things you don't want to share with the rest of the world. Or simply things you don't realize that you want. Or things which do not exist at Amazon.

I'm seeing lots of gift certificates to Whole Foods. Not very sexy, but you gotta eat.

As this isolation seems to become something going to take weeks and weeks our life and needs change. I guess a return to simple generic things life gift cards from Amazon, Visa or Mastercard start to make more sense. If you know where your mistress lives you could send her flowers or a gourmet meal to break the monotony or a subscription to a network she does not already have.

Haha. Those Whole Foods give cards are looking more and more sexy to me. Sorry soapy.

They don't have bathroom tissues, just like other stores.