"You get excited when you lose power at your house because "wasting all that candle wax is just wrong"

My favorite. Actually, getting stranded in the dark in a power outage with a partner sounds like fun when you put it like that. Forget the board games. I need to put together an entertainment kit for such an occasion.

Those thoughts make me want to shut down the power to the house and set out a bunch of candles.

UH OH... I fly Spirit all the time

But, $50 round trips are how I can afford to visit Dommes all over the US so I look at it as pre-session play where I am suffering for my Mistress.

If you envied Al Bundy for working as a shoe salesmen.

Nice

late to the party but here goes....

Walking through a drugstore and always stopping to browse the capsaicin cream.

Coming up with severe predicament bondage and what they have you could use every time you are at Home Depot.

Shoveling snow on a cold winter's day and thinking about doing it naked and in chains while being caned to go faster by a Domme in boots and a fur coat.

Mowing very large lawn on a hot humid day with a push mower whole you fantasize about being dressed for -20, chained to the mower and shocked with a remote controlled electro CBT device every time your pace falters.

Going to your cute 30-something dentist for a filling and fantasizing about her having you strapped naked to the chair ans making you earn the privilege of Novocaine before she starts.